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01-10-2006, 05:50 PM #30
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some crazy shit happened with my forums
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Originally Posted by Az.
Spam up, for a cheapy treat! Spam up, its made of gerbil meat! Spam is probably best known as the favourite food of Vikings.
In latter days this has also been used to describe the flood of crap emails sent by evil wrongdoers in the hope of twisting some gullible sap out of their money.
SPAM on the Internet
Wolle Rose kaufe? Hmm? haha!
The term SPAM took new life with the invention of the WWW (Wisconsin Fried Chicken) in 1873. An acronym for Solicited Piece'o Actual Mail, SPAM allowed millions to realize the full value of the Internets. Millions of penes were lengthened. Nigeria became the richest country on Earth, as even low-level government functionaries became able to access forbidden bank accounts. Every single person in South Carolina obtained a Master of Mental Health Counseling degree from the University of Mississippi. And hot, hot bestiality replaced croquet as America's National Pastime. SPAMmers became the heroes of the 1940's Gilded Age, and their exploits were sung about by bards and lumberjacks.
Notable SPAMmers and SPAMrunners (spam couriers) include Beowulf and Roland. Much has been written about Beowulf's exploits on the Internet, such as the time when he fought his way through a horde of Francium bubbles in order to deliver a package of Grade-A SPAM to a poverty-stricken Nigerian colony. Beowulf later met the noble Interknight Roland and together they braved an AOLian citadel, where they slew the Vorpal beast and freed captured SPAM POWs from reprogramming. Leading historians note that Beowulf was in fact German and therefore may not even exist.
Aficionados insist the best way to enjoy SPAM is with a fried egg, chips, beans, mushrooms, hash browns, omelettes, sardines, paraquat and SPAM (with perhaps a side order of SPAM and a milk SPAM shake to wash it all down).
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