When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.

Chuck Norris can ejaculate through solid steel.

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Ever.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

Chuck Norris smokes TNT.
nakedgunner Reviewed by nakedgunner on . chuck norris When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead. Chuck Norris can ejaculate through solid steel. Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Ever. Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. Rating: 5