It's interesting how many little things in life we all experience yet never even consider talking about. The pee shivers, the fact that a guy never picks the middle urinal first because then somebody might come in and pee beside him.

Here's an interesting one. Have you ever tried to pee with an erection (or even partial one), and it goes off at some really weired angle and you have to quickly readjust so as to not pee on the floor? Me and my best friend were telling his gf about this a little while ago, she had no idea lol.

thank god Seinfeld at least informed the ladies about shrivleage.