I have two secrets that I can think of.

The first is that I have a thing for Stephen Tyler that I cannot explain. But I do.

The second is that there is one person walking around on this earth who, if I could figure out a way to do this without going to hell or prison, I would, without a moment's hesitation, cold-bloodedly kill. It'd be doing a huge public service to everyone else who will encounter her in the future. This is a former lying, stealing boss who is still out in the professional world, screwing people over royally. I don't have murderous rage at anyone else and never have. But this creature needs to be taken down. I'm not brave enough to do the deed, however. . . .