secrets

[Big Calhoun]

My only and biggest secret is that I have an extensive criminal record that sits in the desk of a federal judge. Loooooong story...basically got in trouble, a friend of a friend of a friend of a relative called in a few MAJOR favors and let's just say I haven't been in any significant legal trouble since...barring a few traffic tickets.

[muncheemama]

Imagine me? Suburban mom and wife. Eager to blow someone's head off with a big gun. During the time I had to work for her, I used to find myself always looking longingly at the Dirty Harry movies at Blocbuster

it's not that weird...

[willystylle]

I pride myself on being able to drink a pint of beer in 5 seconds.

Damn! My record is 6.

My secret is that I'm intelligent far beyond my years, but I'm always st0ned so nobody ever notices...

[Hollandica]

An attractive one at that, and older than me at the time.

You mean you've grown older than her now?

[Lethal G]

The only secret of mine that I can think of is that I actually like the smell of skunk, even when it is really strong. (I'm talking about the animal, not cannabis here.. although I like the smell of that too )

[Delta.9]

Birdgirl, I think we all have someone in our past we feel that way about. That's why they are in our PAST, right?

Hope things are going great for you nowadays though!! You seem like a very nice lady.....unless I'm that person you were referring to......

Have a wonderful week.

Onward!

That gives me a crazy great idea. So nowadays there's a website like epinions and reviewcentre for material stuff that you buy. I think there should be a website where you can rate actual people. Like a warning device for extreme FUCK UPS like the one Birdgirl was talking about. But it can go the other way and you can give praise to people who deserve it too.

Just an idea...pretty cool in my mind

[Delta.9]

The only secret of mine that I can think of is that I actually like the smell of skunk, even when it is really strong. (I'm talking about the animal, not cannabis here.. although I like the smell of that too )

Oddly enough, I too enjoy that smell. Not that I'd like to be sprayed by one but whenever I catch a wiff I think it smells great.

[irishAFRICAN]

I had a wank on the back of a bus one time....well three, but who's counting?

[beachguy in thongs]

Three wanks on one bus, or, one wank on three buses :what: ???

[LIP]

My secrets are im circumsized and im possibly a sex addict.

Also i really like someone [She's on the boards] but every time i try to tell her she thinks im joking... That makes me quite depressed...