Christians Beware: Jesus Kills Babies And Supports Genocide

[CocaCola]

Why do you Always assume literal interpretation? Can't you ease up on the nice, chill christians who just think that there was some spiritually proficient individual during a time period roughly in line with 30CE (AD if you prefer, but you probably won't) who had some good shit to say in terms of how people should treat other people?

But the thing is most people take it literally. You can't believe that Oneironaut is actually taking this seriously, can you? He is just pointing out the irony in you're chill christians killing babies. Why are YOU taking things so literally?

Most people don't even know shit about Jesus and his believes and his moral values and whatever, because The Bible is just too hard to understand for most people... so they take it LITERALLY. He DID have good shit to say about how to treat you're fellow person, but it just flys over people's heads. Otherwise, we along with the followers of any other deity, would be getting along. And that's a thumbs up for Jesus... :thumbsup:

You should have known... people are stupid. Thanks J-dawg.

CocaCola Reviewed by CocaCola on 01-10-2006. Christians Beware: Jesus Kills Babies And Supports Genocide According to mainstream Christianity, Jesus is a baby-killer. They don't like to publicize this fact, but it's true. Most strains of Christ worship preach the idea of the Trinity, which states explicitly that Jesus = God and God = Jesus. They are one and the same entity. Christians also take the Bible to be a trustworthy book. If the Bible is not trustworthy, there is no reason to believe Jesus even existed, much less that he was the Son of God. The Bible is the sole source of this belief. Rating: 5

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

i say we bash only stupid people who post, no going off on rants about what religion isnt being stupid on the forums :thumbsup:

[Polymirize]

You should have known... people are stupid.

If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?

Either way, I'd probably laugh a little. And that would be wrong of me, but at least I'm honest. Point being however, please don't use other peoples stupidity to justify your own.


And SSW, too easy....

[CocaCola]

If my friend jumped off a bridge I'd be devastated, man. Why are you asking if I'd follow? I really don't see you're point. And also... I'm trying to justify my stupidity? Was that supposed to offend me? What does that even mean? To justify ones stupidity... is that like to say I'm being stupid for the right reasons? That's actually kind of funny, really.

And I'm tired so I'm really not trying to come off as an ass. I just don't get anything in that post.

I don't even know what to say... "I'm sick of hearing your anti-christian bullshit"?

Ok, it clearly states in the Bible that thou shalt do all the heinous shit that was listed in the first post. That we can all agree on... it's a fact. But now people are saying that maybe Jesus was only following commands from the father (or something to that effect) and that maybe he didn't agree with the murder and such but had to forfill the fathers wishes anyway. Ok, so God then is responsible... now if this is the case, I don't understand how people can worship this dude who contradicts himself all the time in his great big book and likes to kill innocent children. But then there are some who say maybe thread starter shouldn't take the text so literally... but why does everyone else? What if God is just a figurative term for something else? God... it jusr doesn't make any sense!

But the thing is most people take it literally. You can't believe that Oneironaut is actually taking this seriously, can you? He is just pointing out the irony in you're chill christians killing babies. Why are YOU taking things so literally?

Most people don't even know shit about Jesus and his believes and his moral values and whatever, because The Bible is just too hard to understand for most people... so they take it LITERALLY. He DID have good shit to say about how to treat you're fellow person, but it just flys over people's heads. Otherwise, we along with the followers of any other deity, would be getting along. And that's a thumbs up for Jesus... :thumbsup:

You should have known... people are stupid. Thanks J-dawg.

Here are the only two other posts I've made in this thread... I guess you can use them as referance points for you're arguments against me. GIVE IT TO ME!1

[beachguy in thongs]

My parents gave me a copy of Hop on Pop by Dr Suess when I was a child,

I like the quote as it is. :stoned:

I, really, didn't need to read anymore, afterwards.

[Euphoric]

I, really, didn't need to read anymore, afterwards.

HAhahaha

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

y'all are bein' stooped

[Vampiero]

well the way i see it is that arguing over the existance of god is difficult, and the only way to do it is through logic.

Now i ask this:
-Isn't it ironic that when Jesus was alive he never tried to create a NEW religion.....he only wanted Judaism to be open to everyone.
-How do you explain that according to the bible, the world is only 6,000 thousand years old or so....science claims its more like 4 billion.....is it a conspiracy? wink wink
-I dont quite understand the fact that the bible is made up of the JEWISH RELIGION + A COLLECTION OF SCROLLS (several of which, named the dead sea scrolls, weren't accepted into the final EDITED version because certains events didn't match)
-Can someone try to explain the fact that the bible indirectly condemns sex (for a reason i am unaware of) and then in the vatican there are beatiful paintings of Popes with their children from MISTRESSES!!!!

Personally i believe there are too many inconcistancies throughout history to prove the existance of a GOD, Robespierre himself understood that 'religion is the opium of the masses' (-Marx) and he tried to replace it by creating the 'cult of reason' hoping that people might educate themselves and use logic instead of listening to what corrupt religious officials comand them to do.........did i mention the fact that it is possible to buy ones way into heaven by donating substantial amounts of money to the church to be forgiven for all our sins.

Truthfully, i dispise the christian church for taking away more than 500 years of potential progess in human history, instead, we had the Middle Age otherwise known as the Dark Ages.

[Mr Greenthumb]

I belive realigeon has a lot to do witht he downfall of society. I think it's all just made up. Perhaps God was invented to make the rest of the world feel better about dying. That and it gives them purpose and a reason the live. Blindly fallowing something that raises so many questions in so many people is not for me.

Or I could go witht the crazy most unlikley solution. One Word: Alians.

[Shelbay]

I believe in God..I believe Jesus Christ died for us. Some people are having fun bashing him and questioning him..blame him for everything that happens in their life so that in itself is saying you acknowledge him.He is a loving & forgiving God.