Christians Beware: Jesus Kills Babies And Supports Genocide

[Oneironaut]

According to mainstream Christianity, Jesus is a baby-killer. They don't like to publicize this fact, but it's true. Most strains of Christ worship preach the idea of the Trinity, which states explicitly that Jesus = God and God = Jesus. They are one and the same entity.

Christians also take the Bible to be a trustworthy book. If the Bible is not trustworthy, there is no reason to believe Jesus even existed, much less that he was the Son of God. The Bible is the sole source of this belief. Christians have to have faith in the Bible or else they wouldn't believe Jesus to be who they claim he is. They routinely use the Bible as a source of moral thought and believe Jesus/God to be a morally upright individual. They even worship this creature. And yet, right in the Bible, we see Jesus/God performing the murders of countless children.

And the LORD our God (= Jesus) delivered him before us; and we smote him, and his sons, and all his people.

And we took all his cities at that time, and utterly destroyed the men, and the women, and the little ones, of every city, we left none to remain:

Only the cattle we took for a prey unto ourselves, and the spoil of the cities which we took.

And when the LORD thy God hath delivered it into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword: (Whatever happened to "thou shalt not kill?")

But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself; and thou shalt eat the spoil of thine enemies, which the LORD thy God hath given thee.

Thus shalt thou do unto all the cities which are very far off from thee, which are not of the cities of these nations.

But of the cities of these people, which the LORD thy God doth give thee for an inheritance, thou shalt save alive nothing that breatheth: (That's right, Jesus just said "save alive nothing that breatheth"!)

But thou shalt utterly destroy them; namely, the Hittites, and the Amorites, the Canaanites, and the Perizzites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites; as the LORD thy God hath commanded thee:

That's genocide! Jesus supports ethnic cleansing! Leave nobody alive, he says. Not one child or one woman. Kill them all, just because of their race. What a sick fuck. I really don't understand how people can be Christians when their own holy book admits that Jesus is a genocidal baby-murderer. Come on, admit it people. No loving God would ever even think of doing that.

Thus saith the LORD of hosts, I remember that which Amalek did to Israel, how he laid wait for him in the way, when he came up from Egypt.

Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.

Some more Jesus-approved genocide. Kill every Amalekite, just because they are the descendants of a people who got in the way of the Israelites crossing the desert a few hundred years before. What a sick, sick creature. Should we kill every German alive today because they got in the way of the Jews during the Nazi regime? Jesus would seem to have no problem with such an action.

And then there's Noah's flood. We all know this story. A few humans irritate God/Jesus, so he decides to murder almost every living creature on the planet in cold blood. And we present this to our children as a cute story, when Hitler and Stalin combined could not have done worse.

For those who for some reason think Jesus didn't believe in the Old Testament, he even admits what he did:

And as it was in the days of Noe, so shall it be also in the days of the Son of man.

They did eat, they drank, they married wives, they were given in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, and the flood came, and destroyed them all.

That's Jesus, admitting that God (i.e. himself) viciously murdered almost every land creature on Earth because the activities of a few humans had irritated him. And he doesn't even apologize.

Here we see Jesus use bears to kill forty children for taunting a bald man:

And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

As if Jesus hadn't had enough dead children to satisfy him, he comes out and decrees this:

For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him.

WHY DO CHRISTIANS STILL PUBLISH THIS STUFF? THAT'S BLATANT SUPPORT FOR CHILD MURDER!!! STOP IT ALREADY! There's no question about it, the Bible is not a good guide for moral thought unless you really pick and choose. Take the idea "thou shalt not kill". That's a good idea, but it's just common sense. How many philosophers have come up with that idea on their own, and without supporting child murder at the same time? They deserve much more respect than this mass murderer Jesus guy.

We can do a lot better just by thinking things through ourselves and acting in a spirit of respect for our fellow man. We don't need any holy books or holy leaders to tell us what to do, especially when they reflect moralities so ancient that they have no relevance to modern civilized society. If there is a loving God, the heinous creature in the Bible can't be it.

Oneironaut Reviewed by Oneironaut on 01-08-2006. Christians Beware: Jesus Kills Babies And Supports Genocide According to mainstream Christianity, Jesus is a baby-killer. They don't like to publicize this fact, but it's true. Most strains of Christ worship preach the idea of the Trinity, which states explicitly that Jesus = God and God = Jesus. They are one and the same entity. Christians also take the Bible to be a trustworthy book. If the Bible is not trustworthy, there is no reason to believe Jesus even existed, much less that he was the Son of God. The Bible is the sole source of this belief. Rating: 5

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

wow how revealing...


im gonna go commit murder and justify it with my religious rights.

[rldqaz]

the lord giveth the lord taketh away blessed be the name of the LORD

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

the lord giveth the lord taketh away blessed be the name of the LORD

I think that is the most foolish comment I've ever heard from a Christian.

How dare you worship a creature that contradicts itself. How dare you follow the orders of a creature and then let He do what He wants. You worship a hypocrite, and it's apparent that Jesus hates hypocrites. Maybe, you should listen to Jesus, who was probably just a man, maybe a man that had more abilities than most just because he awakened, but maybe you should listen to him and not worship this hypocritical being.

You fundamentalist Christians sicken me.

[Polymirize]

oneironaut, can you say equivocation?

I don't know why you always insist so hard on literal interpretation, unless you just think you look heroic charging at straw men.

Again, as usual, I think I'm even with you in spirit, sort of, but geez do you have to be such an asshole all the time?

The fact is I've rarely seen a fundamentalist christian hardliner who insists on literal interpretation arguing with you on Cannabis.com.

* I say all this out of a sense of love *

[Pyramidsonmars]

You're arguments show no logical reason to conclude that Jesus condoned, let alone acted out, the slaughtering of babies or mass genocide

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

You're arguments show no logical reason to conclude that Jesus condoned, let alone acted out, the slaughtering of babies or mass genocide

y'know, i was gonna say... where does it say "'Jesus said this was right"? where does it actually say that jesus agrees with this, and im pretty sure, even though i dont read the bible, that somewhere it says he does not agree with the LORD's workings.


all in all, isnt that why he sacrificed himself? in protest to his own father i say.

[LegallyBlind]

Oneironaut, I'm so sick of reading your Christian bashing posts... Just please give it a rest, you don't have to, but come on man theres no need for all this negativity! :thumbsup:

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

righto, makes ya just as bad as you think the christians you're bashing are...

[beachguy in thongs]

How can you quote Deuteronomy as speaking of Jesus before his existence? That first passage is over 1200 B.C.

I looked up that passage and it says (33-35) But the Lord Our God handed him over to us, and we crushed him, his sons, and all his people. We conquered all his towns and completely desroyed everyone- men, women, and children. Not a single person was spared. We took all the livestock as plunder for ourselves, along with anything of value from the thowns we ransacked.

Now, use some common sense and realize that a Jesus figure would condemn such actions, and surely God could care less.

These people thought that God had commanded them to create Hell.

I guess that says the same thing.