I just scored some weed for the first time in 13 months!!!

[420ultimatesmokage]

good for you man, you'll be ripped imp:

[Musician]

woha tokin with jesus are u sayin u can get hallucinations and all the shit just because of the weed?

[daZenfmeister]

OH MY GOD!

[Killa Milla]

Wow!! 13 months! Have fun tonight though, but I do love the sound distortion when walking, it spunds like a ton of people are following me and walking really loudly.

[Toking with Jesus]

Well last night was one hell of a freaky nice to say the least. I proceeded to park at the back of the nightclub so I can smoke a couple hits, then go inside the nightclub. I packed up the bowl, and took a deep hit. Held it in. Ahhhhh that familar sweet skuny smell of perfection! Beautiful! I take another hit....hold it in...blow it out..ahhhhhh. Next thing you know, I feel like im floating, im totally numb (It was probably indica), and I heard a voice tell me "Now go inside that place and get laid!" (It was probably my dick talking to me haha). Anyways, hear this...as I got out of the car, I fell off, rolled on the parking lot ground, laughing in joy. By now, I had been TOO high, due to the fact I couldnt even get out of my car...never mind dance my ass off all night rofl. Anyways, as I got to my feet, I began singing...feeling very poetic...all in the parking lot. The people from the side of the lot were laughing at me, checking me out, as I did a Ballad kind of stunt, singing to myself very loudly. It was fucking hilarious!
Finally, I got myself on line to get inside the nightclub. Everything around me was so sloooooooow, and I just felt great in general. When I got inside, being the high dude that I was, I proceeded to rip off my shirt, and throw myself in the crowd, dancing to the music like a wild Beast. Next thing you know, I am sourrounded by a bunch of girls dancing next to me. I was the MAN! The music took over me, and I closed my eyes dancing. I saw psychdelic-like patterns envelope me, and was in a trance. This was a great fucking night!!!! Didnt get laid afterwards, but I left there happy and giggly. Anybody have good nightclub stories to share?

[robert42]

wow man id love to wait a year then toke

ur so lucky!

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

whoa.

[CaptnMark]

lets toke up dude!
LETS GET HIGH AND GO TO THE STRIP CLUB!! HAHA

[187]

i sometimes hear music in my head and i always hear strange noises sometimes i hear a tv on and when i go look at it its off

[Musician]

the best riffs i compose on my guit are the ones i hear in my head

but most of the time im pretty fucked up and cant remember em more than 5mn