First off, I never said "You will laugh if you read my post."
Second, I did laugh when I was watching the commercial and as he was doing that, I imagined his face being contorted n' shit.
Third, I don't care if you call it retarded, but you don't have to be a dick n' call people retarded.

Also, maybe it seems pointless because you didn't look for one. Maybe it was, "Don't buy this for its alleged safety advantage because the guy demonstrating it is probably shitting himself in pain."