Quote Originally Posted by Harvesthetic
Guns compensate the loss of balls amongst young men.
My dad gave me a little purse revolver with pearl handle for my birthday. I loved it, but I always left it at home in a drawer. When I got divorced my ex husband just.."couldn't find it"
So two months later when he was cleaning it, it misfired, shot a hole through his finger, his left nut, and lodged in his buttock.

Thanks Karma!