DO NOT WATCH HOSTEL!

[Jeff Spicoli]

Damn. I was anticipating going to see it. What the fuck is it gonna take for these fuckers to come out with a good horror movie? God damn I mean I could watch the original night of the living dead and be more frightened then by any "horror" movie out today.

nooo, come on, your exagerating just a bit

Jeff Spicoli Reviewed by Jeff Spicoli on 01-07-2006. DO NOT WATCH HOSTEL! this movie is by far tarantinos WORST FILM EVER! it took over an hour just to get to the gory parts, this movie draaaaaags forever! and once the gory parts were shown, i was like wtf? the new texas chainsaw massacre is a better horror movie than this crap was! but do not waste your money watching it, its horrible! :confused: Rating: 5

[RastaKaze]

NO I'm not! That film is GOOD, I don't care what anyone says. Atleast the acting is quality and the situations are beleivable.

[Jeff Spicoli]

wait... what? I thought you were agreeing and saying it wasn't a good movie

[RastaKaze]

Oh I thought you meant I was exagurating my hatred towards today's horror movies. No, Hostel licks dick and Night of the Living dead kicks ass!

[Caruso329]

It would be cheaper to rent it.
And Tarantino also "presented" Hero, which just means he slapped his name on it so it would sell, I thought he wrote and directed Hostel, so it just dropped a notch in my book.

[Ep180]

I went and saw it last night when I was very high :thumbsup: I wouldn't rent it or buy it. It wasnt bad, but not the greatest. Def. did like the pot smoking in it though! :smokin:

[ICBINR]

"Tarantino Presents" does not mean he created it.

I saw the uncut version of Hostel at the Toronto film festival last year, and Roth said that Tarantino just helped touch up the script.

Basically his name is on the movie to help it sell.

[Wesley Pipes]

the new land of the dead is allright, lots and lots of gore

[Das Boot]

The new Dawn of the Dead is decent. I thought land of the dead was lame.

I'll try not to spoil the movie Hostel so all I'm going to say is it was not scary. All the guys were complete pussies. And I don't care how big he is if some dude tries to drag me into a room Im gonna break him in half.

[king kong bong]

i seen hostel yesterday and i vouch for the shit. sweetnhighz tarantino had nothing to do with it, he just presented it. the guy that directed high tension made hostel. movie was intense cuz i was high as fuck at the time. plot was good, movie didnt really drag on, it was short and to the point. so trust me, the movie buff, on this one. blaze up and go see it. you wont regret it.