Oh yeah? Well, well, I snuck into the T-Rex cage and got blazed as FUCK with this kickass T-Rex named, uh, named Herman! We got to talking, and it turns out they treat him like shit in there. So I decided I couldn't leave my new smoke buddy in there, and I punched the cage open. Then, he let me ride him all the way back to my apartment. Now, we're roommates and it's great. He plays the harp, and I play drums so we just jam for hours after smoking big ol' blunts.

True story. Oh, and the security cameras didn't see me, either.
Funkamander Reviewed by Funkamander on . The Really Amazing Story Thread!!!(TRAST) I am very bored, have to hours to blow, and dont have any bud. SO! Entertain me!! What's the most wild story you know! Whether it happened to you or not! You can make shit up for all I care!! :thumbsup: Rating: 5