I know this guy who's like the poster child for anti-marijuana ads. He's from venezuela, and smoke more weed than anybody I know. He's a fucking burn-out, completely stupid. A retarded kid would make fun of this guy.

One day, I was going to smoke a joint, but I dropped it through a crack in my deck. It was the last of my weed, so I was pretty pissed about it. A couple of days later, I was telling him about that.

When I finished the story, he looked at me like I was an idiot. "Are you fucking retarded," he asked me? "Why didn't you get the fucking ants to get it?"

He was totally serious.

I asked him to explain, and apparently what I should have done was make a trail of bread crums leading to the joint, and then the ants would pick it up and carry it out.

At first I wanted to laugh, but when I realized he was serious I just really wanted to laugh. He got pissed and told me I know nothing.