I know this guy who's like the poster child for anti-marijuana ads. He's from venezuela, and smoke more weed than anybody I know. He's a fucking burn-out, completely stupid. A retarded kid would make fun of this guy.

One day, I was going to smoke a joint, but I dropped it through a crack in my deck. It was the last of my weed, so I was pretty pissed about it. A couple of days later, I was telling him about that.

When I finished the story, he looked at me like I was an idiot. "Are you fucking retarded," he asked me? "Why didn't you get the fucking ants to get it?"

He was totally serious.

I asked him to explain, and apparently what I should have done was make a trail of bread crums leading to the joint, and then the ants would pick it up and carry it out.

At first I wanted to laugh, but when I realized he was serious I just really wanted to laugh. He got pissed and told me I know nothing.
Jesse DeForest Reviewed by Jesse DeForest on . The Really Amazing Story Thread!!!(TRAST) I am very bored, have to hours to blow, and dont have any bud. SO! Entertain me!! What's the most wild story you know! Whether it happened to you or not! You can make shit up for all I care!! :thumbsup: Rating: 5