Oh yeah? Well, well, I snuck into the T-Rex cage and got blazed as FUCK with this kickass T-Rex named, uh, named Herman! We got to talking, and it turns out they treat him like shit in there. So I decided I couldn't leave my new smoke buddy in there, and I punched the cage open. Then, he let me ride him all the way back to my apartment. Now, we're roommates and it's great. He plays the harp, and I play drums so we just jam for hours after smoking big ol' blunts.

True story. Oh, and the security cameras didn't see me, either.