this story is going to seem totally fake but it really happened. about a year ago, i snuck into a zoo after it closed and went to where they keep the penguins. i made sure to bring plenty of weed with me when i did this. after i got over to the penguins, i lured them over to me with some fish, and then blew smoke in their faces. then, when i finished, i hopped over the barrier, and started dancin with them :stoned: luckily for me they didnt see me on the cameras this was THE FUNNEST THING I HAVE EVER DONE.