The Really Amazing Story Thread!!!(TRAST)

[TheAtomicPunk]

I am very bored, have to hours to blow, and dont have any bud. SO!

Entertain me!!

What's the most wild story you know! Whether it happened to you or not! You can make shit up for all I care!! :thumbsup:

TheAtomicPunk Reviewed by TheAtomicPunk on 01-07-2006. The Really Amazing Story Thread!!!(TRAST) I am very bored, have to hours to blow, and dont have any bud. SO! Entertain me!! What's the most wild story you know! Whether it happened to you or not! You can make shit up for all I care!! :thumbsup: Rating: 5

[pixel]

I promise I'll type a decent one out tommorow but it's kinda long and I'm about to go see Hostel so ttyl :rasta:

[Jesse DeForest]

I know this guy who's like the poster child for anti-marijuana ads. He's from venezuela, and smoke more weed than anybody I know. He's a fucking burn-out, completely stupid. A retarded kid would make fun of this guy.

One day, I was going to smoke a joint, but I dropped it through a crack in my deck. It was the last of my weed, so I was pretty pissed about it. A couple of days later, I was telling him about that.

When I finished the story, he looked at me like I was an idiot. "Are you fucking retarded," he asked me? "Why didn't you get the fucking ants to get it?"

He was totally serious.

I asked him to explain, and apparently what I should have done was make a trail of bread crums leading to the joint, and then the ants would pick it up and carry it out.

At first I wanted to laugh, but when I realized he was serious I just really wanted to laugh. He got pissed and told me I know nothing.

[dopefiend]

this story is going to seem totally fake but it really happened. about a year ago, i snuck into a zoo after it closed and went to where they keep the penguins. i made sure to bring plenty of weed with me when i did this. after i got over to the penguins, i lured them over to me with some fish, and then blew smoke in their faces. then, when i finished, i hopped over the barrier, and started dancin with them :stoned: luckily for me they didnt see me on the cameras this was THE FUNNEST THING I HAVE EVER DONE.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

this story is going to seem totally fake but it really happened. about a year ago, i snuck into a zoo after it closed and went to where they keep the penguins. i made sure to bring plenty of weed with me when i did this. after i got over to the penguins, i lured them over to me with some fish, and then blew smoke in their faces. then, when i finished, i hopped over the barrier, and started dancin with them :stoned: luckily for me they didnt see me on the cameras this was THE FUNNEST THING I HAVE EVER DONE.

That was you!?

[420ultimatesmokage]

that seems pretty far fetched

[yzstoned]

haha nothing amazing, but on new years day we hotboxed this kids car (5 people) and went to white castle it was pretty sweet.

[rollinKansas]

i spent the night at my girlfriends house last night (she was on the rag, nothing great happened) i wasnt supposed to be there cuz her dad would KILL me. so i went anyway and we fell asleep woke up and everything was ok (int he basement-big door to just walk in) and then sure enough her dad comes down bout 7am and i hide behind a bunch of junk specifically a cabinet and he was putting something away directly behind the cabinet where i was hiding. i just said hello mike" and he ws totally cool with it! im prety sure hes on crack now bc he just said u 2 should be upstairs! hewouldnt even let us go in her room alone and th is was 7am hes def on crack orsometihng

[Jeff Spicoli]

Yeah buddy, any zoo that has penguins is probally gonna be pretty big and would have a security system/cameras everywhere. nice lie, you ruined the thread

[TheAtomicPunk]

Yeah buddy, any zoo that has penguins is probally gonna be pretty big and would have a <a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=9&k=security%20system" onmouseover="window.status='security system'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">security system</a>/cameras everywhere. nice lie, you ruined the thread

Dude, I dont care if it was true or not. Didnt you read my first post . haha dopefiend, I think it was a funny ass story!!

rollinkansas, Im so happy he didn't try to kill you or anything, that's sweet!

yzstoned, that must have been an awesome day!

Jesse DeForest, dude that's so funny! As weird as it sounds, it just might be true

and Pixel, I can't wait to here your story!!!