I had Shorty, he was my pipe. He was called Shorty cos he was really small, and from the guy in Scary Movie.

And I had Miford. He was my 1 foot bong. I gave him to a friend for his birthday.

Now I have Rebecca, she's my glass spoon. Awesome little thing. Named in memory of one of my friend's girlfriends that was shot dead in an armed robbery.