i died on monday......

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

i dont give a fuck if you snatches dont belive me, i still got the wristband from the hospital in my coat

I believed it... cool man

[kronikdaze420]

my sister told the doc it was a seizure but the doc said it wasnt a real seizure cuz i dint bite my tongue or piss my pants

[spacelamb]

Dude....that's pretty fuckin' scary!

[flamingskullballs]

seriously.

that is nothing to joke about man

[kronikdaze420]

i know it aint and im not but some butt snatches think i am

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

i know it aint and im not but some butt snatches think i am

Damn!

Sucks huh? I believe it, why not? Could be laced... then again.. could be a cunt. sorry hehe

[Powder Puff]

I belive you, and I don't...!

You probably just had the worst whity I've ever heard about!

[Corinthian]

SO you died for 30 seconds, and the ambulance guys just checked you over in their back of their van then let you go. YEAH RIGHT!

[kronikdaze420]

whats a whitey. a big ol zit?

[ADaisyChain]

What if they were wrong and realized the possibility they had over-reacted but kept going at it basing their reactions on eachother. Finally they can't wake you up because you're high and dozed off, they freak out both high and paranoid and one calls 911. They finally wake you up and they just keep exaggerating so that they don't have to feel stupid for already calling the ambulance.

Or you died, I don't know my brains like running with it.