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[friendowl]

cmon lets hear em.i know someone out there had a fucked up new years.anyone get drunk and vomit on the dancefloor or end up naked in the bushes.as for me i was witness to some amazing behavior.i didnt drink this new years so i got to see all the drunks act stupid.there was this one guy who is a dork and he was trying to fit in with the big dogs and they got him sooooo fucked up and then pumped him up to cut in on a dace between husband and wife.he walked up to the couple and stepped between em and started freaking the wife.the husband had a look like what the fuck.then the husband grabbed the dork by the neck then they started wrestling/fighting.they ended up on the floor.the husband punched the dork in the face and the dork vomitted on the husband.i was laughing my ass off.some dumb bitch kept bugging me to smoke some weed.my girl told her stop buggin but she kept asking.i filled up a pipe bowl of black pepper and cigarette.she was so drunk.when she inhaled she blew chunks out of her nose.my bitch was rolling.we had fun but its better when you dont drink and just watch.but smoking weed is mando.[manditory]

friendowl Reviewed by friendowl on 01-03-2006. NEWS YEARS EVE HORROR STORIES cmon lets hear em.i know someone out there had a fucked up new years.anyone get drunk and vomit on the dancefloor or end up naked in the bushes.as for me i was witness to some amazing behavior.i didnt drink this new years so i got to see all the drunks act stupid.there was this one guy who is a dork and he was trying to fit in with the big dogs and they got him sooooo fucked up and then pumped him up to cut in on a dace between husband and wife.he walked up to the couple and stepped between em Rating: 5

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

That sounds sweet, haha @ the dork getting punched and throwing up on the hubby's face haha