FUCK MYSPACE

[Jeff Spicoli]

All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

Jeff Spicoli Reviewed by Jeff Spicoli on 01-02-2006. FUCK MYSPACE Please don't let this peice of shit program TAKE OVER YOUR LIFE.Fucking christ what is the big deal about this thing? I can't even fucking talk to a friend anymore without them fixing up there fucking website and letting me sit there for 30 minutes waiting for a reply. I CAN'T even smoke in peice with more than half my friends anymore with out them going dude can I use your computer I need to check my messages. Uhmmmm...what the fuck? Bet my dick I don't have one either. Rating: 5

[mellow mood]

wha?

[Jeff Spicoli]

um... you misunderstood again

[king kong bong]

Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?

[dogg]

never used it.

[Jeff Spicoli]

Learning about Cuba and having some grub

[king kong bong]

Mr. Spicoli, what's your reason for your truancy?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Mr. Spicoli, what's your reason for your truancy?

Needed a wank.

[Jeff Spicoli]

I just couldn't make it on time

[king kong bong]

You mean you couldn't or wouldn't?