Fucking pig!

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Cannabis News NORML - It's Time for a Change!
Free Your Mind - Really?
Posted by CN Staff on December 31, 2005 at 07:50:16 PT
By George Rice, Journal-Advocate Columnist
Source: Journal Advocate

cannabis Colorado -- So now those latter-day hippies in Denver who engineered the passage of a Denver ordinance in violation of state laws prohibiting the possession of marijuana are taking that next step.

They're working on a "citizen initiative" to effect back-door legalization of pot in the state. They claim, through their adopted acronym, that imbibing in an addictive, mind-altering drug is "safer."

Safer than what?

They imply that it's a safer recreational drug than alcohol. But that's a problematical comparison in itself. The very definition of "safer" is subjective. Stoned is stoned, man. Doesn't matter how you get there, a brain running on mind-altering chemicals isn't safe by any standard.

The Denver Post ran a series about a clutch of suburban soccer moms who gather regularly in the garage of an upscale ranchette to do a little weed after they've stashed their offspring in a safer environment. One was quoted as worrying about how she was going to rationalize this when the kids found out.

I got news for that biddy-brain. The kids already know. If the three or four of them are fuming up the place a couple times a week, everyone else in the house can smell it. Makes me wonder about the husbands. And the odds are great that, by the time the kids have reached middle school, they've smelled it somewhere else and will certainly recognize it.

She won't have to rationalize it - they will accept pot's illegal use as OK and she'll be able to hear their explanation at the police station after they're busted at a party. City, state and federal officers are still enforcing existing valid laws, lady.

Another of these alter-adolescents said that it "frees the mind". It does that, all right. It frees the mind of all rational thought. It relieves the mind of the burden of cognitive recognition, of all the restrictions of 21st century reality.

She can float around in her own perfect little universe, free of the responsibility of household and motherhood. And when the school calls to say that her child has been injured in a playground accident, she'll be driving to the school under the influence. Or the whole clutch will go, and have a really good time explaining their joint (pun intended) euphoria to the officer who stops them for running a red light. But her mind will be free, for a little while.

As a police officer I heard these and myriad other rationalizations. And I had to arrest combative kids whose "freed" minds refused to accept that urinating in the middle of a crowded dance floor was not acceptable conduct. Or explain to a stoned kid after the wreck that driving in reverse on a one-way street is not legal, even if the car was pointed in the right direction. And I had to explain to parents that handcuffs are necessary when anyone, even their darling, believes he's Cassius Clay and tries to fight an officer twice his age and strength.

Then there's the rationale that legalizing pot will provide an abundant tax base with which to control its use and sale. Poppycock. If it were taxed at the exorbitant rate that alcohol is, it would increase its illegal use, requiring more cops, prosecutors and judges in inverse proportion to its tax return.

Unlike alcohol, it can be produced in any back yard, basement or attic. Enforcement of its taxation would only compound existing laws prohibiting its production. And scientists have long recognized it as an addictive gateway drug, leading to the use of harder drugs and more profound addiction. And freer minds, I guess.

What the MOTHER FUCK!? If it were legalized and taxed, then it would be LEGAL FOR USE you stupid mother FUCKER!

Gateway theory? Why don't you "Free" -YOUR- fucking mind, you media brainwashed fool! There is not one fucking shred of SCIENTIFIC evidince that smoking weed leads to ANYTHING harder. They used deductive reasoning, which means they looked at the illicit drug users (cocaine, heroine, etc.), and most of them smoke weed on a regular basis too. Why? BECAUSE THEY LIKE DRUGS, PIG. Now, if you took all of the HUNDREDS of MILLIONS of marijuana "addicts", and asked them if they used illicit drugs regularly, YOU WOULDN'T GET A BIG FUCKING PERCENTAGE. Not only that, but there's a big fucking difference between the SCIENTIFIC METHOD and DEDUCTIVE reasoning.

Get your fucking shit straight, pig. Maybe then I'll give you the honor of the title Police Officer. Until you realize that some of the laws you enforce are incorrect, and you stop swallowing propoganda, you remain PIG.

P.E.N.G.U.I.N. Reviewed by P.E.N.G.U.I.N. on 01-02-2006. Fucking pig! What the MOTHER FUCK!? If it were legalized and taxed, then it would be LEGAL FOR USE you stupid mother FUCKER! Gateway theory? Why don't you "Free" -YOUR- fucking mind, you media brainwashed fool! There is not one fucking shred of SCIENTIFIC evidince that smoking weed leads to ANYTHING harder. They used deductive reasoning, which means they looked at the illicit drug users (cocaine, heroine, etc.), and most of them smoke weed on a regular basis too. Why? BECAUSE THEY LIKE DRUGS, PIG. Now, Rating: 5

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Sorry for the double post, but I'm not finished.

Maybe the HUSBANDS KNOW, you fucking DOLT. Maybe, just maybe, they agree wholeheartedly with their activist wives, and honestly DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

Frees the mind of ALL rational thought? Okay, sound off ALL the stoners here who get so fucked up EVERY time they smoke weed, that they are incapable of any type of mental activity. Including WATCHING TV or FINDING SOMETHING TO EAT THAT TASTES GOOD. Get your words right, pig.

Oh? What is this, a housewife? You chouvanistic PIG! Not only that, but she is RESPONSIBLE and has a JOB more than likely, and because she's so RESPONSIBLE, she knows not to go to her JOB STONED. Or to DRIVE ANYWHERE stoned, you fuck.

Kid thought he was Cassius Clay? Was this weed, meth, or steroids!?

[ibreakthings]

wtf...."if it was legal then its illegal use would rise"...

[VoidLivesOn]

Man Penguin I'll tell ya what.

Ima have to read those rants later when I'm sober.

[HighBuddy]

man penguin that is infuriating, not only is that cop a complete dumbass, but some people are gonna read that and agree with that pig.

"So before you knock it try it first
Youâ??ll see itâ??s a blessing
And not a curse"
-Ben Harper

[LegallyBlind]

I actually do agree with the gateway theory. Weed was the first drug I used and if I had not smoked pot I would not have done or had the opportunity to do any of the other drugs I've done. I bet weed was also a gateway drug for most of the users on this board.

[dopesmoker]

I actually do agree with the gateway theory. Weed was the first drug I used and if I had not smoked pot I would not have done or had the opportunity to do any of the other drugs I've done. I bet weed was also a gateway drug for most of the users on this board.

nope...weed was my 2nd or 3rd drug and the amount of people that moved on too other drugs is only 15% or so

[Faultydesign]

What I think the pig meant by illegal use was that people would produce it for themselves without the proper lisenencing.

But...that is a pile of horse shit...who cares if we smoke a plant that grows on our own land.

Another thing that bothers me is that that pig cites no sources...misinformed dolt.

[LegallyBlind]

I guaruntee you that more than 15% of the people that try marijuana have tried another drug after that.

[GanjaBob]

yeah but everyone who smokes weed has the CHOICE whether or not to do the other drugs, its not like the weed sends "snort a line" frequencies to the users brain, its the person thats choosing to do the other drugs its not the weeds fault