Dear Stelth Smokers

[TheAtomicPunk]

Do it like Next Friday. Use a vaccuum cleaner to suck up all the smoke

[Its a Plant]

or , depending on where your room is at, just light up some insence and toke away. just blow it all straight into the insence and you should be good. i smoke bongs in my room in the basement and no one is the wiser.

[Kid Dynamite]

i dont have to be too shady with my parents. They let me do it as long as i dont rub their faces in it, eg sparking up in front of them, leaving big bags of weed lying about in my room.

[Nullific]

I have a diesel furnace, where the exhaust goes there is a pipe with a circular flap. All I have to do is weigh the flap down with a bolt or screw driver, smoke next to the flap and all the smoke is sucked up and out.

Tip for smoking out a window, it is best to open both top and bottom so as to allow circulation. Usually you'll want to blow the smoke out the top since heat rises but it may depend on the room temperature and outside.

[ADaisyChain]

Stealth smoking was always more fun then just smoking and getting that ugly look from my mom. The whole 'I know.. but I'm not going to say it out loud so that you can feel this parental shame I have the capability of casting upon you' look. Anyone with bratty parents knows what I'm talking about.

I live on my own now, so I just put a towel under my door and smoke away. When its not too cold I open my window. I don't need my building knowing there is a pothead on the third floor.

[s2headhunter]

ok well guys the past lot of times ive done it..lol i would put my fan pointing out my window, towel under the door, and febreeze by my side....then when i woudl hit the bowl..i woudl keep it in front of the fan, blow out the window, and reapeat till i was done..and then after i put my shit up i would spray 2 squirts of febreeze into my ceiling fan while it was on high so what it would ciruculate it around the room, ..and it would usually keep it pretty much non smelly..but now ..im tired of that ...1 i dont like having to keep my fan infront of my window lol if my mom would walk in thatd be kinda weird and 2 well it sometimes still leaves a smell...so if i would use a doob tube...honestly....how good do they work? and what brand of dryer sheets are the best and exactly how do i make one lol tahnks guys

[bombtrack]

i'm also confused as to how this no-smell-pillow method works...???


i agree that stealth smoking is fun. i usually just sneak out of my house after everyone's in bed and spark a bowl in my backyard. whoever said that getting away with it is 1/2 the fun was right.

i've known about the dryer sheet (blow tube) method for awhile, but i never thought to use it in my room at home. maybe i'll have to check that out...

[opiuser]

I just light up a cig anytime i hear my parents walking my way. put the bong away and play my guitar.

[pixel]

There's no point in putting a towel under your door, just blow it away from the top of the door because smoke rises to the ceiling anyways. also if you have lysol or one of those sprays that you press and it sprays right up, then you are soooooooooo set