People who think "cheese" is funny
Yuppy fucks who correct people on the proper usage of irony. IT'S CALLED POPULAR USAGE, FUCKERS! WE GET TO CHANGE THE MEANING!
Anybody who has ever said they are different
Anybody who has ever said they are hot
Anybody who watches SpongeBob Fagpants
Eurotrash
"Bird of Prey" or some shit by Moby. I've got nothing against him, except that's the worst sound ever created.
Anybody who has killed themself or told others they want to, for reasons of teenage angst
Paris Hilton
Fleas
Americans who hate Canada
Americans who complain about the government, then don't vote
Joseph McCarthy
Astrologers
Most Philosophers
Monty Python
People who have more than 1 Monty Python line memorized
Men who go tanning
Overly religious people, of ANY religion
Yuppy fucks who go out their way to use lesser-known words
Men who hit women
Women who hit men
Goths/Preps, they're the same thing
People who use too much eye contact

and finally, Anime, in all it's forms.