LOL listen to this one! Here i am at home high as fuck, but in a really good mood and feindin to smoke some more sweet green. Well my prob is i been sendin my lil bro down to get my ganja as my leg is in plaster cast right now, and im not exactly mobile!Plus, he uses the same dealer as me, and smokes just as much if not more, so it's a prefect arrangement! Josh my bro picks up 4 me, walks home (dealer is only a 10min walk) and sorts me out with the good stuff!!

HERE IS WHERE THINGS START TO GO WRONG:
Joshg aint around, I can't get hold ofg him anyways, and to make matters worse my usual dealer is dry as fuck!! not good!

So, stroke of luck, josh turns up back home, I said "man u gotta hook me the fuc k up im in shit street dude i can't get no weed!" He said "shit man i wanted to pick up 2 though. So we started brainstorming to try and think odf some poeple who could maybe help us out. I have another dealer who allways has weed for back-up, but this means a 15 min drive out in the sticks and i cant fuckin drive so it's a no go! Anyways SORTED we think, we finally call one of my boys i used 2 know from work, says he can hook me up, only problem is it's like another 10 mins drive from where i live so were fucked again! I just thought fuck it i can drive!! lol MAn i know it was crazy, and try 2 understand that i can even bend my right leg due to this plaster cast but i just thought fuck, it'll be hard and i sure as fuck hope i dont run into the Police but fuck it i can do it!! lol

So yeah, where on our way and im findin it mad hard to move my leg sufficiently to break, so driving very erraticly i used the hand brake most of the way, but we made it 2 the dealers.

Anyways eveythin is sweet, im still high as fuck with a fresh potent lookin 1/4 of mary jane, strugglin but drivin home.
SO HERES WHERE IT ALL REALLY GOES PEAR-SHAPED:
Im just pullon into my drive way using again my hand brake to slow down, as i really cant reach the foot brake, only to lealise suddenly that i really am pullin into the driveway a lil 2 quickly! Bearin in mind the driveway has a fair fuckin decline, and our house is basically situated at the bottom of a big concrete fuckin hill that is my driveway! Here i am tryin desperately now all of a sudden to reach for my foor brake coz i realise that i aint slowin down usin the hand brake, we're goin 2 fast!! Before i know it im fucked, the car is breakin but not fact enough usin the hand brake! There aint nuffin i could do lol i crashed straight into the wall at the front of my house! Cars front bodywork is fucked, and there is an inch thick indentation on thew wall of my house now, and my mom was pretty pissed, but I sure as fuck made the most outta smokin that 1/4 when i thought about how much shit it has caused me lol!! Adn people sthis was fuckin only 2 dayz ago! Fucked up or what?? LOL single handedly the dumb est, most stupidest thing i had ever done when stoned!!

Anyways i got higher in the end!

Happy smokin everytone and have a good new year!