So the cops ALMOST wrecked my new years. (holy shit!!)

[Strikerrr]

That was the most furyiest stories I've heard today. Sweet.

[bombtrack]

after thinking about it all day, the cops pulled so many bullshit moves.

-the original officer that pulled me over never even talked to me again after he took my license. the other fucks just took over immediately accusing me of 'smoking dope.'

-the k-9 was there almost immediately!! the original officer hadn't even suggested we were high. i think we just have a rep in our small town and they thought 'hey, we have those dopers pulled over! get the k-9 here a.s.a.p.!!'

-i really want to know if it is alright for an officer to search through my pants/coat pockets for drugs based on his sense of smell. b/c after i asked him, he completely gave up looking on me. (esp after he assumed my phone was a dugout, fucking tard)



====but, there were other things they probably could have done that would've fuct us====


-my lighter had resin all over the bottom from pushing down bowls, luckily he didn't see it

-he didn't feel my quarter through my bulky coat

-he didn't breathalyze me or any of my friends (all of whom *had* been drinking. give it up for DDs!!) i even asked him if he was going to: "do i get to take a breathalyzer or anything? i've never gotten to." lol

-one of the pigs threatened me with a 'field sobriety test' to see if i was high. i'm thinking to myself: 'go a-fucking-head! you pulled us over before i could even think about getting high enough to lose motor control'

-the bottle of rum was just laying on the floor below my friend's feet in the back seat *along* with his mixer. had the original cop been a little more handy with his flashlight he could've spotted them i spose.


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in the end, it was the goddamn marlboros that saved our ass. my friends lit up the cigarettes right away and didn't stop until we were home free. it was the only thing that kept that low-quality drug dog off our backs. :thumbsup:

[lemonboy]

An "overpowering odor of marijuana" (as it is defined by my local law enforcement, good to know these things) gives them probable cause to search you, yes. It doesn't sound like they had that though or they would have been able to search the car without asking you.

It sounds like you got away by the skin of your teeth. Probably because it sounds like you really kept your cool well. I'm impressed. So many things could have happened!

[FireRazor]

^never heard of a burn route man?

Be that as it may, but on new years eve it's rather dumb. It's when cops are more active and prone to flex their badge. Also smart move for not letting them in the car, they can't legally search the car without your concent/warent.

[FireRazor]

An "overpowering odor of marijuana" (as it is defined by my local law enforcement, good to know these things) gives them probable cause to search you, yes. It doesn't sound like they had that though or they would have been able to search the car without asking you.

It sounds like you got away by the skin of your teeth. Probably because it sounds like you really kept your cool well. I'm impressed. So many things could have happened!

Yeah, but if the dog couldn't smell him, the cops couldn't have. Also if you look impared they can search.

[robert42]

if worse comesto worse i woulda raped the dog

dnt go down without a fight

[bombtrack]

Yeah, but if the dog couldn't smell him, the cops couldn't have. Also if you look impared they can search.

it's somewhat common knowledge around here that the drug dog they always bring isn't the brightest. i've heard from many people around here that it can't sniff for shit.

one of my friends was once hiding in a building, and he said the dog came within 2 feet of him, and they just passed on by!!

our town supposedly gets the burnt/coke'd out dogs from the bigger cities.

god, i still feel unbelievably lucky.... :stoned:

[imagoober]

nice one, shit like that, a cop abusing his bag to TRY to find someone breaking the law, pisses me off, that shit happens to me often. after a while you start to relize that they cant do shit, they just act like then can, otherwise they would just arrest you, so they stand around waiting for you to mess up and give the something! damn i love hearing stories like that, fuck the popo!