^hahahahha! dude just make an apple pipe, carve a little funnel then make a hole off the funel out through the top. just put the weed directly against the apple, itl be fune. or what u can do, is get a pen, turn the metal cap around and use that as a little one hit bat. or you can try phonebook/bible paper as a roll paper(never worked for me). or u could hotknife, which i dont really know how to do but im sure someone does. or u could cook a firecracker, or u could make hot-weed-coa. fuck i duno think or something, be creative you worthless stoner.