Predictions

[likemclever]

I predict;

The Spice Girls will make a career comeback, as waitresses.

Howard Stern will be crucified by an extremist wing of the moral majority, rise from the dead, look around for a while, and resume being dead.

The administration will realize it's a terrorist organization, and declare war on itself.

The Imitation Horn thread will be made into a book, and that book will be used as a basis for a new religion.

A fringe group of the Islamic faith will come into prominence; the Puzzlamic Jihad will finally do what the generations of Palastinians have failed to - destroy the rest of the civilized world with a series of strategicly placed, insoluable jigsaw puzzles.

Time will stand still for a while, then slowly begin running backwards.

An aircraft carrier will inexplicably be seen over New Brunswick, hovering in exactly the way that aircraft carriers don't.

Stephen King will apologize for writing The Dark Tower series, and give back all the money he earned from sales of the books. To himself.

Gibson will introduce another 20 or 30 versions of the Les Paul, and nobody will notice.

The evoutionist, creationist, and intelligent design advocates will find common cause in an imutable theory; civilization, as we know it, was a really bad idea no matter what caused it to happen.

I will buy the company I work for, and institute a new policy; drug testing. Anybody caught not using drugs will be terminated.

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A mysterious stranger who has an affinity for switch blades and convertible women will one day this year awaken to find the one on his nightstand and the other on his second pillow.

Happy New Year