I usually have really good luck, and have never been caught.. But kinda recently (about a month or 2 ago) I was smoking with this chick in a little cement walled area used for storing dumpsters. We were in there and theres a huge gap where anyone walking by can just see you. So we're just toking up pretty fast because the bells gonna ring soon...well what do you know RIGHT as Im taking a hit a cop rides RIGHT past us on a motorcycle...I MEAN RIGHT PAST US. and he's going kinda slow too...

I had a heart attack.

But luckily he just keeps on DRIVING!! Me and the chick go walking off in the other direction and get to school, and on our way back to school he comes out of the gas station with a doughnut.. and it was one of the funniest things in my life. Just seemed like such a stereotypical pig.. He's too dumb to see us smoking marijuana because he is too concerned with his doughnut needs. lmao.

Anyway thats prolly the closest ive ever been to getting caught by the police.

One time my friends mom almost caught us, because one of our friends insisted on looking at the weed we just got, he sat their smelling it and analyzing it, then just had it rested on his lap.. all of a sudden their parents walk into the house and peek their head in to say hi and the kid freaks out and throws the bag behind the kids computer.

It was just in the knick of time..

after they left he almost starting crying in fear.

I laughed.