At this moment I am the only person of everyone I hang around with that hasn't been arrested.

I had a similar experience with a pig on two-wheels. My friend backs out of his driveway, apparently cutting a moto-cop off. He pulls up right beside the car and starts yelling at him through the open window, while I was inhaling a hit from a bowl in the backseat. I threw the bowl down but thought I might be screwed, my friend the driver just said to the guy "Im so sorry, im sorry I wont do it again" and we drove away.