Quote Originally Posted by dark0ne
Well yet another plan to get a girl has been foiled by my big mouth. I asked a freind to find out if she was available, and possably interested. exactly 3 minutes after that phone conversation the chick calls me. she starts asking why i keep telling people that i want her and that i want to do evil things to her..... (cause i would ). I explained to her that i was drunk and said some shit at a party, now she's not going to the party tonight. cause "i don't want to get drunk and do somthing we would both regret". i just wanted some intell on the situation, so i wouldn't make an ass of my self at the party. so yet another newyears without a girl by my side. exuse me i'm going to hang my self now............ FUCKERS!

"dark one"????Come out of the closet!!!!! It's a bit brighter when your...out!!
And tell your girl your breath smells of soil pipe