Me, my big mouth, and a nice girl.

[flamingskullballs]

what you gotta do is get a baseball bat, a camera, something to gag, and a razor blade...the rest should be evident

now there is something you must understand when your dealing with women...they are insane...say to them only what you would say to someone in the asylum with a record of murder and going crazy over small things, and youll be fine...try talking to her, if she goes to the party dont make any moves, treat her like shes just one of the gang

flamingskullballs Reviewed by flamingskullballs on 12-31-2005. Me, my big mouth, and a nice girl. Well yet another plan to get a girl has been foiled by my big mouth. I asked a freind to find out if she was available, and possably interested. exactly 3 minutes after that phone conversation the chick calls me. she starts asking why i keep telling people that i want her and that i want to do evil things to her..... (cause i would :) ). I explained to her that i was drunk and said some shit at a party, now she's not going to the party tonight. cause "i don't want to get drunk and do somthing Rating: 5

[Nochowderforyou]

You should drug her, cut off all her hair and pierce her nipples, so when she wakes up, she'll be all like, weirded out...

Or you could kill her

[flamingskullballs]

dont listen to these fools man, you should tie her up and cut her hair when shes concious, thatll show her

[Ganjasaurusrex]

Mistake #1.

"I asked a friend if she was available and possibly interested".

This is the most UNconfident, Non challenging thing you could have done.

No wonder she wasnt interested.


Dude Ive covered this. Read past thread "asking a woman out the right way"

Why werent you a confident man and just pull out a piece of paper and pen and say "give me your home phone number", judge her body language, decide, if its a go on the body language, enthusiam in voice etc, then wait 5-9 days to call?

You need approach skills 101.

You have to put yourself face to face with the woman. Asking your buddy to do it is weak in her eyes. Never ask if shes available. They all have boyfriends. So dont ask.