Quote Originally Posted by milkman
fuck me gives shit names tha thing so just call me bigus dickus

"I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called Biggest Dickus! Fwo him to the fwoor!"

"Eh, what's that, sir?"

"Fwo him to the fwoor!"

"Um ... it's about eleven!"

"FWO HIM TO THE FWOOR! And stwike him, Centwuwion! Vewy wuffwee!"

Heh. As for my pornstar name --

I always though that your pornstar name was your middle name, plus the street you grew up on. That makes me Andy Bronson -- Randy Andy Bronson, if you prefer and a nice parody of the Big Unit himself!

For our non-United Statesian readers, Randy Johnson is a baseball pitcher who's now with the (boo! hiss!) Noo Yawk Yankees, the most humiliated team of the last 86 years. (Go ahead! Ask me why!)

Because "Randy" can be interpreted as "horny," especially in UK-speak, and "Johnson" is an Americanism for the male organ, and because he's about six-feet-four-inches tall, Randy Johnson is sometimes jokingly referred to as the Big Unit.

Until now! Randy Andy Bronson, at your cervix -- er, service, I meant service, really ...!