Porn Star names?????

[Not Enough Herb]

ronald mcfonald lmao

later

[NowhereMan]

buster uterus

[maryjanemama]

I see a couple ppl tried this twice, so I did it again and I am Ashlynn Jiggles this time.

I'll stick with the first one, Raquel Diamond.

[Not Enough Herb]

darth invadeher

just watch the mad tv episode where they did the pornstar names thing

later

[Ammie]

mine is Brick Hammer.....but they say to get ur pornstar name is take ur pets name and for last name is the st. name u live in.....so mine would be minnie chestnut lmao

peace

lmfao!! if this is true mine would be pleasent rocket

[Byker]

fuck me gives shit names tha thing so just call me bigus dickus

"I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called Biggest Dickus! Fwo him to the fwoor!"

"Eh, what's that, sir?"

"Fwo him to the fwoor!"

"Um ... it's about eleven!"

"FWO HIM TO THE FWOOR! And stwike him, Centwuwion! Vewy wuffwee!"

Heh. As for my pornstar name --

I always though that your pornstar name was your middle name, plus the street you grew up on. That makes me Andy Bronson -- Randy Andy Bronson, if you prefer and a nice parody of the Big Unit himself!

For our non-United Statesian readers, Randy Johnson is a baseball pitcher who's now with the (boo! hiss!) Noo Yawk Yankees, the most humiliated team of the last 86 years. (Go ahead! Ask me why!)

Because "Randy" can be interpreted as "horny," especially in UK-speak, and "Johnson" is an Americanism for the male organ, and because he's about six-feet-four-inches tall, Randy Johnson is sometimes jokingly referred to as the Big Unit.

Until now! Randy Andy Bronson, at your cervix -- er, service, I meant service, really ...!

[extremesister]

U may call me Jules Lick

[kuulbns]

Welll if we go by Byker's rule of pornstar names I'm "Maureen Emory"! lol

[Mr. Crowley9009]

i shall be.......Ed Stone

[makor01]

Ron Reems haha thats funny shit.

or Tanner Throb for the random one.