While I've got the tits and I've got the cooch, I don't have the organization skills (and cooking, might I add) that's supposed to come with being a women.

I'm one dirty mother fucker and damn proud. I have a huge bed so you don't have to sit on the floor; the rule in my room "DON'T SIT ON THE CARPET!" ...you don't know how many people have puked on it. Tehe, my old room was worse but this one is smaller..

The floor = ashtray
The floor = laundry basket
The floor = garbage can (although I usually try and throw out most shit)

I can't find anything when my place is clean >.<