Wife & I only dress for the doorbell. Once I'm dressed, though, I'm too lazy to undress until bed. But my wife, though, she comes in from shopping or anywhere, drops everything right there by the door.

Then the kids dance around going "boo-bees, boo-bees!" We've got a year or two to adjust to wearing clothes in the house.

I always leave my pants by the bed in case the house burns at night.

My wife freaks me out, maybe cuz shes diabetic, sleeps nekkid right on top of the bed with no covers all winter long, bitter cold nights with a draft blowing in the bedroom window. In summer I don't use covers either.

Once I went on a business trip with a colleague in a double room and TOTALLY forgot PJ's. Don't even own any. Don't use underwear either. So bedtime came & I'm like OH SHIT! Since then I take briefs on trips.