Wake-N-Bake

[ScarlettCrush]

who's with me?

ScarlettCrush Reviewed by ScarlettCrush on 12-28-2005. Wake-N-Bake who's with me? Rating: 5

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I would be, if it weren't 17:52 lol

[highjinx]

well im already awake and and im real baked!.................but im sure i can get my eyes a bit more red! :dance:

[ScarlettCrush]

yay! More crew for my ship!

[highjinx]

aye aye cap'n. where are we heading arrrrr? im goin to drink some rum to make this a bit more authentic! arrrrr! :clap: :glugglug: :clap:

[ScarlettCrush]

This makes me want to play dress up!

why oh why don't I own a pirate costume???

[ScarlettCrush]

I used to play tabletop D&D with a bunch of crazy rednecks in the SCA and they always used to get drunk and sing this song (it is a sea shanty)
..good times..

Four and Twenty Virgins

Four and twenty virgins came down from Inverness
And when they went back home again, there were four and twenty less!

CHORUS:
Balls to your partner, ass against the wall
If ya cannot get laid on a Saturday night
Ya cannot get laid at all!

The village idiot, he was there, now what do you think of that?
Amusing himself while abusing himself, and catching it in his hat!
CHORUS

The village whore, now she was there, a-laying on the floor,
And every time she opened her legs, the suction shut the door!
CHORUS

The village vicar, he was there, a-getting drunk and loud;
He was swinging from the ceiling while pissing on the crowd
CHORUS

The village baker, he was there, so drunk he began to scream,
He grabbed the girls like great big tarts and pumped them full of cream
CHORUS

The village potter, he was there, he made a dong of clay,
He sat little girls upon his wheel and gave them all a lay
CHORUS

The village acrobat, he was there, a-screwing on the stairs
The bannister broke, he doubled his stroke and finished her off midair!
CHORUS

The village fool, now he was there, he had an amazing lack of wits
For every time a girl would pass, heâ??d just drool on her tits
CHORUS

The village virgin, she was there, the poor girl got a scare
But from under her dress she heard a voice, â??Itâ??s only my tongue up there!â?�
CHORUS

The village swordsman, he was there, he had a rod like a train
And when he rammed an as they cried, â??My God, heâ??s impaled my brain!â?�
CHORUS

The village maiden, now she was there, a-clinging to her dress,
Being chased by a horde of horny priests, her sins they would confess.
CHORUS

The village nun, she was there, great stains upon her habit
That was because she spent the night screwing like a rabbit!

[highjinx]

damn i dont got any rum! oh well vodka it is!
i gotta start drinkin anyway, im hittin the clubs tonight! party time, come on!
:clap: :clap: :dance: :smokin: :dance: :clap: :clap:

[highjinx]

Four and Twenty Virgins! hahahaha i like! :thumbsup:

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Scarlett, I'll be on msn later, smokin' up, have a toke before bed.. I'll holla at you!