What Do You Look Like Described In Words?

[4252]

A monkey with most of the hair burned off.

42

[Reefer Rogue]

God

[tokosan]

i am 42 years old and azn, also i am bald but i am super sexy and muscular

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I am an abnormally large black man.. like John Coffee from The Green Mile. I am very cool and scare little children to death

[Smpthy4TheDevil]

i am a slightly twitchy pierced and tattoo'd hippie-like chick. with black plastic-frame glasses and funny hair.

[IrkenInvader]

an asshole, because I am wearing a polo shirt and a sweater.

[mellow mood]

i look like a stoner musician hippie-rocker

im 5"11' and i have nice blue eyes, sometimes a lil greenish

im skinny and i have brown hairs.

[maskedpantsman]

16 years old.
somewhere around 5'9.
Reflectively pale white skin.
Greyish-brownish-greenish bloodshot eyes.
Dark black stoner hair (goes down to around the bottom of my jaw).
Excessively bitten lips (it's a habit).
Really dark circles under my eyes.
Dirty in a grungy way.
Oily.
Braces on my dark yellow teeth.
A dirty Jimi Hendrix shirt and dark jeans that I've been wearing for the past week.
Small thin-rimmed glasses.
Average eyebrows that almost look manicured (but they're not).
Focused yet sleepy.
I'm a proud ugly son of a bitch.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Almost a legal midget, big ass, choppy hair, glassy/glazed eyes.

[Lily420]

Im a 4"11, blue/green/ yellow speckle eyed, copper colored hair, skinny and curvy hardcore muslim hippie stoner lady.

Thus, Lady Lily.