Quote Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
i'd beat his ass... there wa thi sone time that our "cousin" (he's not really a cousin, but almost kinda hard to explain) pissed in my bro's mouth while he was asleep... then i told him i was going to tell my bro what he did (he woulda got his ass beat down bad) if he didn't suck my dick... eventually he agreed and i told him to close his eyes cuz i don't want him looking at my dick... which he did, then i told him to open his mouth... when he did i let loose like a fuckin fire hydrant... i must've pissed about a liter's worth the piss in his mouth and he started screaming... the next day when my bro woke up i told him about the whole night... and he got his ass beat, bad...

ummmmmmm?

please tell me you're joking..?