Numero Dos. If I offend you, I'm sorry.

Next up on my hit list IS...Drumroll please...*small kid with little snare drum does a drumroll* FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS!!!!

First of all, there are 3 kinds of Chrstians. The one I belong to, is the people who are Christian by blood/brute force. Then there's the willingly Christian people who are nice, but keep quiet about their beliefs. Then there are those RETARDED fucking Born-Again-Jesus-Is-Coming-Hide-Your-Bong-You're-Evil-And-Going-To-Hell FUNDAMENTALIST Christians. For all of you who DON'T know what Fundamentalism means, that means you believe what you're told, you DO what you're told, and that your Holy book has no errors and that whatever it says is Law and cannot be denied. Well you know what? Nothing, I have no problem with what they want to believe...BUT....Oh, it's a big but, these FUNDAMENTALIST -ASSHOLES- just can't seem to SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THEIR BELIEFS!!! They take Jesus's instructions to Spread The Good News WAYYYYY TOOO FUCKING SERIOUSLY!!!! Fucking assholes like the guy who does the 700 Club show who said that 9/11 happened because of FEMINISM and the deplorable moral state of our country. Well, you know what asshole? You're bending down to a GOD who KILLS PEOPLE. And you want murderers dead, right? Well, I think you should prove Nietzche right and KILL GOD.

Okay, well, these are the kinds of FUCKING idiots that come up to you, sniff around you, and say "I CAN SMELL YOUR EVIL! GET BEHIND ME, SATAN!" and get all on your case about whatever the fuck you do in your free time that pisses them off so bad. Ooohhh, I'm going to hell for smoking this reefer, oooohhhh, I'm going to burn in eternal flames and agony because I'm not a Christian. I'm sick of this fucking shit. You know what assholes? If you come up to me and say I'm going to hell again, I'm going to kill you and send you off to your God. I'm sick of your fucking bullshit, and I'm sure God wants to hear why you got on my case so much.