santa for adults

[mikeandjenherbals]

As the christian world celebrates jesus' birthday by overspending, overeating and some binge drinking, i'm comforted that many of them will pass the stories and traditions on to the younger generation, we will soon need all those little believers trudging into the future without question or care, droning about striving for the appearance of success, the envy of all the drones lower on the status ladder, maybe a nod or smile from those above, yes, I said comforted by the young dullards, why? I'm reminded of something a wise man said when asked about an encounter with a tiger shark... "when the shark came in to attack the 4 of us I wasn't worried" "why father?" said the boy "because the other 3 were slower swimmers" The stories my kids will hear where a woman has a child without having sex will have lesbians in it too. They will grow up knowing that they are in charge of thier own life, good and bad, relying on self rather than praying to santa for help, what a concept? huh? looking inwards for strength instead of giving up, turning palms skyward, shrugging and saying some shit like " It's santas' plan " "santa willing"
Don't go trying to change the little shitbags life now by unblocking the discovery networks and not saying thanks to santa for his food and air, it'd be to traumatic for you both, I think you should try and get into heaven, you know, as a family. think of the new status you'd have, you'd be there to look down your nose at anyone new while running the welcome wagon, you could lie about your closeness with the importantes, shame and bully the newbies into subserviency, (just like home huh?)oh cmon chickenshit thats why its called faith, expose your faith in heaven by eating a bullet here on earth.
gotta go rudolph the red nosed reindeer just led santas sled onto my roof, I have to reload, jolly suit or not looks like an attempted home invasion to me

mikeandjenherbals Reviewed by mikeandjenherbals on 12-25-2005. santa for adults As the christian world celebrates jesus' birthday by overspending, overeating and some binge drinking, i'm comforted that many of them will pass the stories and traditions on to the younger generation, we will soon need all those little believers trudging into the future without question or care, droning about striving for the appearance of success, the envy of all the drones lower on the status ladder, maybe a nod or smile from those above, yes, I said comforted by the young dullards, why? Rating: 5

[beachguy in thongs]

Here you go, getting me thinking about kids. I didn't want to think about kids.