Reminds me of the time two Texas cops had five of us lined up with our hands on a pick-up truck and our feet spread wide. They tore that truck apart,dumped our back-packs out on the ground, and emptied our pockets.
then one of them says..."y'all had better tell us where the dope is, or y'all are goin' ta jail."
Was he trying to be funny? Was this a trick question?