Caught by the cops
1) Drinking in public a few days after my 14th birthday.
2) In 8th grade for buying a "controlled substance" in (a) school (zone)
3) Smoking a cigarette underage (oooh, big deal)
4) In a small "riot" as the cops called it in PA at 13. Basically there was just a big fight and I was involved.

Am on probation until March '06 (almost done!)

Caught by my parents:
1) Drinking
2) Smoking pot
3) on pills

Age: 16

My mother doesn't give a fuck.