i got caught smoking at school with two of my friends. we usually go far into the woods to this place we call "the bench", but this day we were too damn lazy. we sat down on a rock in a really obvious place, cocky cuz we had never gotten caught before. we had only smoked one bowl and were packing our second when one of our monitors drove up in their fucking ridiculous green and yellow gator. we all go SHIT but we're trapped in the woods, we can't get away. so we watch as the dumbass trips over rocks trying to make his way over to us, all the while warning us "don't try to run" when clearly we're making no attempt at running. i distinctly remember the monitor falling on a rock and my friend brett saying "there's a path" and the monitor just looked like a complete idiot. anyway then he told us to start walking towards the school and he would follow us in the gator. i was pretty panicked, as i was carrying a purse with about an eighth and two glass pieces (both of which are absolutley gorgeous and i was not willing to lose). not knowing what to do i glanced behind me to see the idiot gabbing on his walkie talkie. stupidly i flung my bright blue bag into the woods hoping that he wouldn't see me throw it or see it as he drove by. i immidiatley regretted what i did thinking he would obviously notice that one second i had a purse and the next second i didn't, but this guy was a massive idiot. anyway so then my friend brett threw his papers into the woods too and we were pretty confident, thinking "we have nothing on us whatever we'll just say we were having a cigarette, they can't do anything about it"

well when we got into the principals office they split us into 3 seperate rooms with 3 seperate vice principals interrogating us individually, seemingly to find flaws in our stories or something. keep in mind that we weren't even high. one bowl amongst 3 people, i had barely a buzz going. anyway. they searched me and asked me repeatedly what i was doing, saying that the monitor "smelled marijuana" etc. i just smiled a lot and said i was having a cigarette. i ended up in the nurses office, where i experienced the most unintentionally hilarious thing ever.

apparently they have a test at our school to see if you're high. this test involves TAKING YOU DIRECTLY FROM THE VICE PRINCIPALS OFFICE after being interrogated for 10-15 minutes (an extremely stressful situation) and then TAKING YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE...i mean what the fuck, of course my pulse is racing, I JUST GOT OUT OF THE DAMN OFFICE. they finished the test by asking me the date. the damn date. what fucking teenager knows the date? i mean, seriously, what fucking month is this?

anyway it ended up that they searched all of our lockers/backpacks and found brett's backpack had visene, lighter fluid, lighters, rolling machine, papers, blunt wraps, bud grinder.....and about .000001 gram of ganj. seriously, it was fucking microscopic. but they nabbed him for possession and nabbed us all for smoking up in school.

3 days detention which ended up falling righ tnear thanksgiving break, so i had a week and a half vacation when everyone else had like 4 days.

a hilarious experience overall, i'd say.