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[Reefer Rogue]

I've never been caught, it's coz i'm a rogue. My parents know i smoke and don't care. I'm 17.

Reefer Rogue Reviewed by Reefer Rogue on 12-24-2005. CAUGHT STORIES: PARENTS OR POLICE, post stories, and enjoy! liek teh title says. post your stories of when you have been (or almost) caught smoking ganja or doing anything else drug(wise). ive never been caught. o and also post your age when ur done. thnks, peac eout im high. <im 14 peace out, ~~Jimbo Rating: 5

[MyDadsACopStoner]

Well one day i bought a fat ounce of some good dro and got really fucken blazed and put it in my normal hiding spot (in my closet in an old jacket pocket) but i was high and forgot to wrap it in fabric softener ( for the smell). So the next morning my mom walked in (who used to be a huge ass pot head while my dad is a cop who used to do mescalin) and was like oh hey logan it smells like bud. So while im half asleep my mom keeps walkin downstairs to talk to my dad sayin how she knows i got bud but i just keep denyin it. so wen she walks downstairs i haul ass and spray some cologne and smuggle my oz into the bathroom. BUT my mom starts bangin on the door sayin shes comin in and how she knows im flushin it down the toilet which there is no fuckin way i would flush a fresh oz. BUt from there she tore apart my room and found my bong, my scale, niacin, 3 cases of beer, and so on. She was pretty pissed off especially wen i tried to steal back part of my bong. I stole the bowl outa my bong cuz i was still high and couldnt think straight and hit it w/ my oz (which i transported downstairs in a random cabinet). Ne ways she noticed i stole the bowl and told me to go get it and i said no, then she even said she was gonna sell my car, but still i said no cuz once again im not flushin a fuckin oz i mean cmon.'

other than that ive never really been caught w/ bud just kinda w/ paraphanilia or w/e u spell it. I have been caught a couple times doin beer runs which never ends up that bad, but yea fuck the popo and parentals

[mellow mood]

on day i went to a convinience store and stole few things with my friends and the guy called cop. we obviously saw he was calling cops but we just didnt realized it...

anyway we just went out coz he was still on the phone and like a stupid cunt i forgot some ice cream wrap in my pocket (i stole it by the way)

so cops saw us a lil bit later walking and they went after us. at the same time i told my friends i wanted to go pee so when the cops came they tought i was tryin to escape. anyway they searched everywhere and they found a half gram, beers (that i stole too but that they didnt know) and a bowl. they confiscated all the shit and were ready to arrest me but the guy at the store didnt wabted to accuse me so they just wanted to bring me in court for drug possession