CAUGHT STORIES: PARENTS OR POLICE, post stories, and enjoy!

[LittLeWinG]

my story resulted in a glass peice broken, a ounce flushed down the toilet, ( not counting my own parents )-2 very angry parents, a 5 day suspension from school, and a annoying police officer.

I don't feel like discussing it...

sounds like you had a rough time, i wish people could just accept cannabis in our commmunitys

[LittLeWinG]

ok so i got cought and my mom was in tears and i finally flipped out cuz she was crying so much and im like "goddamn woman how am i supposed to live with you if you wont let me live" and i threatned to run away and she cried even more. it was pretty bad.

im 14

that sounds shit too, im so glad ive never been caught...like my dad wouldnt care coz he was into the whole weed game but if mum caught me she would prolly hit me with a very heavy object.

[Smoking Ganja]

me and a few friends were sitting on a park bench smoking a few bowls of the remnants of my weed. My friend all of suden yelled COPS, and we could see guys coming up these stairs, so we started to panic and walked off as if we hadnt seen them. They start running after us and caught up with us and make us sit on a bench. They could smell the weed so they knew we were smoking but they searched us and couldnt find anything. Then one of the cops finds the little baggie with remnants left that i had thrown behind a tree as we were walking away from the cops at the beginning. They were questioning us hard about the baggie until they recieved another call and let us go and just let us off with a "warning". I was so relieved since they said they would charge us with possession if they had found any. If was pretty cool to look back on only my friend got his digi taken away.

[NagChampa2010]

me and a few friends were sitting on a park bench smoking a few bowls of the remnants of my weed. My friend all of suden yelled COPS, and we could see guys coming up these stairs, so we started to panic and walked off as if we hadnt seen them. They start running after us and caught up with us and make us sit on a bench. They could smell the weed so they knew we were smoking but they searched us and couldnt find anything. Then one of the cops finds the little baggie with remnants left that i had thrown behind a tree as we were walking away from the cops at the beginning. They were questioning us hard about the baggie until they recieved another call and let us go and just let us off with a "warning". I was so relieved since they said they would charge us with possession if they had found any. If was pretty cool to look back on only my friend got his digi taken away.

man you got lucky. how did he loose his digi?

[NagChampa2010]

if i had a joint right now id smoke one for him...but i dont . naw ive never been caught, thank god lol. i usually smoke at like 1-2am while my parents are asleep or when i am home alone. i have toked while my parents were up and im not gonna do that anytime soon, the paranoia is too much lol

man, i feel for you. my mom smoked ocasionally and ive smoked with my dad.....i remember the days of smoking ninja style but im glad those days are over....hmmmmm im high listening to a perfect circle, anyone like them? :stoned:

[sharpezor]

parrents notice air freshiner in the bathroom and they noticed that i always left the fan on and they also noticed the towel at the bottom of the door.

i lied but they know whats going on.

i now smoke out my window, flawless unless they catch you red handed or do somthing stupid like leave you lighter or pipe out.

pipe with the cap on it with a little hole where you can cover it after you take your hit is vital.

[LittLeWinG]

man, i feel for you. my mom smoked ocasionally and ive smoked with my dad.....i remember the days of smoking ninja style but im glad those days are over....hmmmmm im high listening to a perfect circle, anyone like them? :stoned:

lol yeah it kinda sucks i guess its alright when you master the style of the ninja i'd love to smoke with my dad...maybe sometime in the near future i will ive never heard of perfect circle :dance:

[sharpezor]

smoking jedi style is so lame. i just wana kick back and smoke wile im on my computer, laying in bed or watching TV/Movie. fuck leaning out the window. it'll have to do for now.

[heatherhatesyou]

i got caught smoking at school with two of my friends. we usually go far into the woods to this place we call "the bench", but this day we were too damn lazy. we sat down on a rock in a really obvious place, cocky cuz we had never gotten caught before. we had only smoked one bowl and were packing our second when one of our monitors drove up in their fucking ridiculous green and yellow gator. we all go SHIT but we're trapped in the woods, we can't get away. so we watch as the dumbass trips over rocks trying to make his way over to us, all the while warning us "don't try to run" when clearly we're making no attempt at running. i distinctly remember the monitor falling on a rock and my friend brett saying "there's a path" and the monitor just looked like a complete idiot. anyway then he told us to start walking towards the school and he would follow us in the gator. i was pretty panicked, as i was carrying a purse with about an eighth and two glass pieces (both of which are absolutley gorgeous and i was not willing to lose). not knowing what to do i glanced behind me to see the idiot gabbing on his walkie talkie. stupidly i flung my bright blue bag into the woods hoping that he wouldn't see me throw it or see it as he drove by. i immidiatley regretted what i did thinking he would obviously notice that one second i had a purse and the next second i didn't, but this guy was a massive idiot. anyway so then my friend brett threw his papers into the woods too and we were pretty confident, thinking "we have nothing on us whatever we'll just say we were having a cigarette, they can't do anything about it"

well when we got into the principals office they split us into 3 seperate rooms with 3 seperate vice principals interrogating us individually, seemingly to find flaws in our stories or something. keep in mind that we weren't even high. one bowl amongst 3 people, i had barely a buzz going. anyway. they searched me and asked me repeatedly what i was doing, saying that the monitor "smelled marijuana" etc. i just smiled a lot and said i was having a cigarette. i ended up in the nurses office, where i experienced the most unintentionally hilarious thing ever.

apparently they have a test at our school to see if you're high. this test involves TAKING YOU DIRECTLY FROM THE VICE PRINCIPALS OFFICE after being interrogated for 10-15 minutes (an extremely stressful situation) and then TAKING YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE...i mean what the fuck, of course my pulse is racing, I JUST GOT OUT OF THE DAMN OFFICE. they finished the test by asking me the date. the damn date. what fucking teenager knows the date? i mean, seriously, what fucking month is this?

anyway it ended up that they searched all of our lockers/backpacks and found brett's backpack had visene, lighter fluid, lighters, rolling machine, papers, blunt wraps, bud grinder.....and about .000001 gram of ganj. seriously, it was fucking microscopic. but they nabbed him for possession and nabbed us all for smoking up in school.

3 days detention which ended up falling righ tnear thanksgiving break, so i had a week and a half vacation when everyone else had like 4 days.

a hilarious experience overall, i'd say.

[LittLeWinG]

parrents notice air freshiner in the bathroom and they noticed that i always left the fan on and they also noticed the towel at the bottom of the door.

i lied but they know whats going on.

i now smoke out my window, flawless unless they catch you red handed or do somthing stupid like leave you lighter or pipe out.

pipe with the cap on it with a little hole where you can cover it after you take your hit is vital.

yeahh. i always have incense burning in my room. i am not a good sleeper and it takes me AGES to get to sleep. So i say incense relaxs me and it helps me sleep, they believe it....i think. Also since i always smoke outside i told my parents that most nights i go outside and look at the stars coz it also relaxs me lol...so if they hear me outside hopefully they wont come out....