You know you're a stoner when..

[opiuser]

you know your a stoner when... oh shit... what was i going to say????

[BlazedMonk3y]

^^^haha happens to me all the time

[Ms420]

You just realize your cat is a girl.

Lol, my cat had kittens (almost a m onth old now) and I JUST realized one of them was a girl..we named him (her)Silent Bob. Lol. Oops!



Ah, lovin' the pointless posts

That is funny b/c just today I realized one of my cats was a boy. Dont ask me why-Its happened twice (2 different cats)

[bonsaiguy]

when you finish a bowl, light a cigarette, then turn around and light another cig while the first one is burning in the ash tray.
or maybe that's a nicotine addict.

[NagChampa2010]

you know you are a stoner when cannabis.com is on your favorites on ur parents computer.

you know you are a stoner when uve got more buds then dollar bills.

when...

you got your glass pipes in alphabetical order.

when....

you pay more atention to your bong then your gf. :thumbsup:

[BabyFacedAbortion]

You know you're a stoner...when you go to say "I used to be really homophobic" and say "homosexual"

Jay did that AHAHHA

You know you're a stoner when...you reach into your purse for a cigarette and pull out a tampon AND go to light it.

:|

I always light my stoges filter end/light another with one burning in the ashtray, or worse..my hand.

:P

[weedman7]

when ur stoned like me
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[F L E S H]

When... You look for your hat, which is already on your head.

[opiuser]

or when you eat two brownies, a slice of pizza, some apple pie, an ice cream cone, a cookie, two bags of m&m's, a burrito, and three kiwi's

or wait. no thts the munchies. what were we talking about man? ummmmm...... :stoned:

[motahead]

When... You look for your hat, which is already on your head.

Totally..or you look for your sunglasses and you're wearing them. DOH!