Quote Originally Posted by WalkaWalka
I slaped a bitch with my penis once she got a black eye it was fucking hilarious
lol funny u say that ...one time my girl was giving me some dome...she got a little kinky and told me to slap her with it...so i tapped her cheek softly a few times..and shes like harder...harder...so i pull it back and let it go and it slaps the shit outta her...she woke up the next day unable to chew on that side of her mouth and a nice bruise on the side of her jaw

btw its about 7.5.....8 on a good day