Drunk for 15 minutes?

I would go crazy if I went drinking and only were drunk for 15 minutes!

I usually drink 12 to 15 beers...! I stay drunk for a while!

Oh, I'm 17.. And I don't live in the states!

Here there is a different policy, you have to be 18.. But no one cares, I've been barhopping since I was 15..!

God bless this contry! Exept for the weed, it's crap here!