WOW MAN IF i LOOKED LIKE YOU DO, MAN, THEN i WOULD HAVE A GOOD REASON FOR HAVING MY BEARD , BUT SINCE i DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU I HAVE A BEARD WITHOUT A CAUSE AND A BEARD WITHOUT PURPOSE THATS THE ONLY REASON i HAVE GROWN ONE OTHER THAN WHEN I DON'T HAVE A BEARD AND I LOOK IN A MIRROR I SCARE MYSELF.

BEARDS ARE A GOOD PLACE TO LOOK FOR SNACKS WHEN YOU GET THE MUNCHIES