Quote Originally Posted by flamingskullballs
so...i got this new high-speed broad-band connection for my laptop...this emans that i can watch porn at superior speed, anywhere at (or near) my house...which means i get super-fast masturbation...and now im scared, that with the super-fast masturbation, that my hand will blend into, and ultimatly become, part of my penis...

and i now have ultra-fast spamming capabilities
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